Saturday, May 31, 2014

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Trained a kid

I trained a kid last night on how to be a good hooker.  He was worried he wouldn't be able to handle fat guys.  So we watched some bear porn and I told him to visualize a muscle guy rather than a fat guy. He's skeptical.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Monday, January 21, 2013

Quit my job

I quit my job yesterday. I made well over a $100,000 last year escorting (30%) and playing poker (70%). I'm scared my life will destabilize. I'm scared of being a meth addict with a fried circadian rhythm. I'm afraid of dying young.

Monday, December 31, 2012

Friday, December 21, 2012

Ninth year anniversary

Nine fucking years fucking. Unbelievable.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Saturday, September 08, 2012

One fucked up whore

After Client 009 punched my hole a few times last night and shot his cum and piss loads on my my back, he rammed something in my ass. "Your tip" he said. He had shoved three $100 bills in my ass! "You are one fucked up whore," he said laughing at me as he left.

Friday, August 31, 2012

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Monday, April 30, 2012

Monday, April 09, 2012

Leaked out

Client 009 left a couple of hours ago. He pissed in my hole and then had me drink what leaked out of my ass. Neither of us shot our cum load. Maybe that's exactly why playing with him is so fucking hot.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Yellow gold

I love the feeling of piss in my stretched hole. Several times now, Client 009 has fisted me until my hole is spread open and then lays his limp dick in my ass and pisses a full load of yellow gold in my guts.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Recap (Part 74)

Still happily escorting.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Eight year anniversary

Eight years ago today, a sophomore in college, just a kid really, i got money from my first client to be his fuck buddy for an hour.  I can't believe it all started so long ago.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Cock and ass and mouth

Client 015 has been flirting over email. He misses my cock and ass and mouth. Everything a hooker needs for a successful career.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Sunday, November 13, 2011

I obeyed

Client 018 texted me to his place last night and I obeyed. It was another two hour session. We showered and talked and I fucked him, in that order. $500. He's a good guy.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Recap (Part 72)

Slowly but surely escorting again.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Gay Sugar Daddy Finder

I haven't had a lot of success with Gay Sugar Daddy Finder, but give it a try,

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Jesse Santana is now an escort

Jesse Santana is now an escort! Nice, considering his rant a few years ago.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Since the adult services section of craigslist went under, I looked around and found  I have had a few client off of there, not like the old days of cl, but still better than nothing.

Wednesday, October 05, 2011


This is Thomas Jane. He stars in the HBO show Hung. I've never seen it. Anyone?

Friday, September 30, 2011

Recap (Part 71)

Escorting is slowly taking off again, but I am still having trouble with out calls.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Sex scam

More than 300 men have fallen for a sex scam, paying a total of 124,000 euros ($165,000) in fees for the promise of work as gigolos. A total of 310 men replied to newspaper job advertisements for a bogus male escort agency, which demanded employment fees in advance, Spanish police said in a statement. Police detained two women in southwestern Spain who were suspected of running the con. One of the women who was picked up in the Mediterranean beach resort of Fuengirola had been arrested twice before for similar cases, police said. "She would place ads in national newspapers promising highly paid work to men in exchange for them having sex with women who have a high level of purchasing power," police said. "The victims would have to pay money beforehand to register in an alleged employment centre." The other woman was believed to have helped run the scam. Police swooped after receiving complaints from men in several Spanish regions. Spain has an unemployment rate of around 21 per cent, the highest level among industrialised nations.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Dear Coleen

From Dear Coleen: I’m 54, handsome and intelligent. I work full time, am divorced and have a mortgage. To earn extra money for my kids and extra bills, I’m a part-time escort, and yes, earn quite a bit! I was told by the woman who runs the agency that female clients do expect sex after an evening out, but it is down to me whether I agree to it. I only entertain two women regularly – one is 29, the other is 34. The only thing I resent is that they expect really intense sex – that is, they want full foreplay, including French kissing, which I resent as I’m not in a relationship with them. When I’ve complained in the past, one of them called me “just a whore” because I’m getting paid. So I’ve ended up doing what they want me to do! They insist on being on top every time and, as one is a size 18, she really hurts my ribcage! I’ve mentioned all of this to my boss, but she just says it’s different when a woman is the client because they expect foreplay and intimacy. I’m not sure where to go from here and would love to hear your advice. Coleen says...

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Sex last night with Client 227 was surprisingly good. He was a young chubby nerdy kinda guy, but he really gave good head and fucked pretty well. It isn't often they ask me what I want in bed, and even rarer that they can satisfy me. Not sure what I did to earn the $250 except kiss, moan, and smile a lot.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Coffee (Part 6 - End)

He whipped out his little dick immediately, easier to see nowadays since he shaved his pubes off.  It was stiff and dripping and smelled like he sprayed cologne right on it. I sucked him for about twenty minutes before he shot his load in my mouth. It was hot and unexpected and I told him so.  He looked flattered and said he'd call me again.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Coffee (Part 5)

I took him to the back, past the bags of coffee, to the supply room.  I knew it locked from the inside and since there was only one person working right now she wasn't going to be coming back for supplies. I had to remind him not to pee anywhere!

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Coffee (Part 4)

I had agreed to meet him, not thinking it was an assignment, just to be decent and to catch-up. But he showed up in a thin cheesy track suit and I could see he had a boner the whole time. He put $80 on the table and asked if I could help him out.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Coffee (Part 3)

He told me that he was in therapy since he never managed to keep a boyfriend longer than a few months and that I was one of his oldest friends. I got visibly squirmy at the though of us being friends and he assured me he used that term loosely.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Coffee (Part 2)

Over coffee at a local brick house cafe we reminisced about our up and down relationship. He regretted letting me go last year and wanted to know why I had disappeared for so long.  I gave him a condensed version of "The Break" story and he was sympathetic, but insisted I should have called the cops, something I refused to do at the time.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Coffee (Part 1)

I just got back from "coffee" with client 009. He said he missed me and loved my new look, my new pics, the new ad, everything.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Minor disaster (Part 2 - End)

The short version of the story is I couldn't get hard, all the client wanted was to get fucked, I kept shaking from nervousness, he didn't find it endearing, when I offered to leave without pay, he said no, he really needed to get fucked, so whatever it took, but it never happened for the poor guy and he ended up paying me anyway. What am i doing?!?!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Minor disaster (Part 1)

Tonight's assignment with client 225 was a minor disaster. It was my first attempt at an out call since "The Break". My throat was in my stomach the whole way to his place. The guy was nothing like client 220, but I was still nervous and flashing back to that awful experience.

Monday, September 05, 2011

Sunday, September 04, 2011

Saturday, September 03, 2011

Friday, September 02, 2011

Out calls

Client 107 is trying to get me to come to his place. He says he likes fucking around with me, but doesn't want to come over to my place. I tell him I am still not comfortable with out calls, so fresh off "The Break." He keeps insisting.

Thursday, September 01, 2011

To pay for school

Three years ago, during his junior year at New York University, Kirk met with a financial aid officer to plead a familiar case: his inability to manage the yearly payments on his $50,000 tuition bill. Once again, the school official reminded Kirk that in order to register for next semester’s courses, he needed to come up with another $8,000 -- or risk expulsion. Kirk nearly divulged his secret to the loan officer, finally letting her know exactly what he had resorted to in a desperate attempt to finance his education. Midway through college, Kirk had begun turning tricks in order to pay for school. Read more...